Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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