super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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