Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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