that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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