You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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