pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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