How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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