its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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