C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
