mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Did you pee in the oven last night??
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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