if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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