she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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