i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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