Your tits are I can't wait for
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
