i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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