so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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