if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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