i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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