Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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