the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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