Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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