pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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