3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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