did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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