i already hear my dad disowning me
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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