I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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