I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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