Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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