Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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