I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.