Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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