i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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