Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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