dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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