it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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