I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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