he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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