She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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