so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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