You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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