i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize
