Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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