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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?

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• (925): View more from California

  WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall

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• (805): View more from California

  Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?

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  hahah yep

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  Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.

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• (714): View more from California

  My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!

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