I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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