everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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