That's intense
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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