What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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