these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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