Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
