Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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