I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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