I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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