jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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They took my balls.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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