We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There's always time for handjobs
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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