you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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