I need help removing her.
it's great music for shaving your balls
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Someone signed my nipple.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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